Murakami Aiko
Sexualities (with pizza!)
Straight person: I like plain pizza!
Gay person (male or female): I like pepperoni pizza!
Bisexual: I like both pepperoni and plain pizza!
Pansexual: I like any kind of pizza, no matter the topping.
Asexual: I don't like pizza.
Aromantic: I don't like pizza either, but I may enjoy the smell or the aesthetic.
Demisexual: I only enjoy pizza if it's specially made for me.
Homophobe: What is wrong with you? God made pizza to be plain, not so you can put all these toppings on it!!
Homophobe: And you can't like both plain and pepperoni! You're just confused! Choose one and stop being greedy!
Homophobe: WAITER! See that person getting pepperoni pizza? Take it back, because I don't like that.

skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

deadlysick:

From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.

Kyungsoo: Where should I put these leftovers hyung?
Joonmyun: Just put it with the rest of the trash.
Kyungsoo: *dumps it on Baekhyun*

hanthelion:

If you want short hair. You cut it. If you want long hair. You wait 2 years.

What I say: I'm fine
What I mean: I want official art of Kenny Ackerman, fully colored, with baby Levi

yes, i would react faster than anyone else in this world
               and fight.
no, i’m certainly not your average person.

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

Shit Kris says

exotic-baekuties:

 

jongene:

dimplay:

kai-took-off-his-shirt-and:

Kai;gifs/endless - 296

he’s like actually wearing no clothes i love it

the first gif looks like he’s being arrested

"sir, you’re under arrest for being too attractive"

bobbyshat:

ikantenggelem:

Artist: Katarzyna Babis (Poland)

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attack-of-the-feels:

have you ever started reading a book and just put it down and thought “i have read better fiction by fifteen-year-olds with microsoft word and a fanfiction.net account”

When starting a new anime:
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: do not fall in love with the white haired pretty boy
Me: FUCK
Me: don't die don't die don't die don't die
Me: FUCK